So the other day I found an ancient and badly damaged copy of the Tardis user manual. It was so badly damaged that all I could read were the first and second pages; that’s it.
I transferred it into a computerized format and placed it into this blog just so that you too would see the last ever copy of the Tardis manual. Enjoy.
Comprehensive user manual for the T.A.R.D.I.S (Time And Relative Dimension In Space)
Please read this manual before operating Tardis machinery.
This manual has been translated from the original Gallifreyan to English.
It is illegal to change this manual in any way, shape, form or dimension.
This manual is intended for non-Gallifreyans only, those from Gallifrey should already have a complete understanding of how to operate and maintain this machinery.
Please be aware that future (past, present or future models depending on where you are in…
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